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Humor from the Heart

 

Dating & Hand Grenades (DH&G) Strategic Tip of the Day ...in case you missed any Check here daily...humor for your brain and your heart! (*see www.ToucheToon.com entry for more daily humor): Weekend Edition, October 3-5,  2008: The weekend is an ideal time to keep up with the most important to-do-list item: your relationships.- Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Thursday, October 2,  2008: What can we learn from the political debate process? The method could be helpful on a personal level with your partner.  A coin toss decides who speaks first, each person gets a set amount of time to state their case uninterrupted, other side gets time for rebuttal, and maybe even a little concluding commentary. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Wednesday, October 1,  2008: Have you Googled yourself lately? Although not fully comprehensive, you can have a little idea of where you are represented in the world. It's a breather from the economy with oxygen from a little narcissism. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Tuesday, September 30,  2008: A local radio station is trying the publicity stunt  called "Drive by Meat Market." The theory is to put a bunch of single folks on a street corner and give their location. You drive by and see if you're interested. Back in the day, that was called prostitution. But apparently these days, it's called, "ratings." - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Monday, September 29,  2008: Nothing says scorned relationship quite like an e-mail that gets forwarded to all of the friends. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist   Weekend Edition, September 26-28,  2008: When your vocabulary "Word of the Day" is "Celibate," then perhaps it's time to do something adventurous. Like get off the word of the day e-mail list. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Thursday, September 25,  2008: Careful what possible photos may exist of you. Thanks to ex's, acquaintances, web sites PhotoShop and YouTube, you may not have a choice in whether they're floating out there for public consumption or not. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Wednesday, September 24,  2008: Remember the days when you could crank call or just hang up on someone? Ah, between *69, caller id and cell phone received call logs, mystery now has a digital footprint. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Tuesday, September 23,  2008: Have a personal e-mail to send out with some emotions attached to it? Leave the "send" address field blank so it doesn't accidentally get sent out before a thoughtful edit. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Monday, September 22,  2008: There is a new television show in the works called, "Arranged Marriage." That mixes all the best of everything: mind-mushing reality t.v. and the most sacred of commitments. All when I thought people were moving away from things that were once forced on them. Now you can volunteer. On the bright side, maybe their percentage of success will be more than the current 50/50 shot. Nothing that a few publicly televised personal moments can't improve, eh?! - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist   Weekend Edition, September 19-21,  2008: Ah, the conundrum of aging...when your paradigm shifts from sex to sleep. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist   *****Please VOTE for us! El Rancho Trading Post is in the running for Denver's "A-List" for Best Gift Shop***** We so appreciate you taking a couple of minutes to put us in the running--Thank YOU! The deadline is Friday, Sept. 19, 2008, by midnight (mountain time) Thursday, September 18,  2008: Isn't it great to discuss things with your friends? Especially when you disagree?! - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Wednesday, September 17,  2008: It's often the joys in life that we crave most. But some of the most meaningful moments, when experienced together, come from things that may seem tragic or challenging at the time. That's when the bonds between people forge in the strongest ways. And with a little distance of time, we can find a few things to laugh about. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Tuesday, September 16,  2008: The internet can do so many positive things. You can find love, appliances, concert tickets, advice and yes, even humor. On the dark side, there is a proliferation and anonymity to a growing and extremely disturbing trend of sexual material available online. Consenting adults is one thing. But what is happening with infants, toddlers and underage children is beyond the criminal and morally unthinkable. Currently only 1% of known leads are being investigated. There is a bill with funding that will help law enforcement with the much needed resources and people they need to catch the predators in this statistic. The littlest victims need our help immediately to pass this bill by Sept. 26. Oprah can get a lot of us to act. Please be one of the voices needed to get our senators to pass Senate Bill 1738-The Protect Our Children Act. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Monday, September 15,  2008: Ever think you don't make a difference? Your actions. Your choices. Each of us has a profound ripple effect in our personal actions. You may not see it, but every once in a while, you might hear a positive thing that was benefited by what you did. When the tide rises for one of us, it rises for all of us. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist   Here's how comedy can make a difference. I laughed and applauded as I listened to one of USA's newest citizens smacked us upside the head with how important it is to vote. Thanks to YouTube, you can check it out for yourself. Funny and true! Weekend Edition, September 12-14,  2008: Can your relationship survive house projects together? It's a fine line between getting help from your partner and wanting to kick the ladder out from underneath them. If you know it's going to destroy you, save the money and hire out. But if you can get through the frustrating spats and get the project done, that pizza and beer will taste so much more victorious at the end. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist God bless all of the folks lost on 9/11 and may their families, friends, colleagues, and all the emergency workers be continually blessed in their healing. We remember and reflect. Thursday, September 11,  2008: It's great book-reading weather. Of course it's hard for most busy people to find any time to read.  There's commuting time though, if you don't carpool. The kids may even get interested in some new things and spark discussion, if not already occupied with texting, ipods and the like. All face time counts, even if it's in the rear view mirror. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Wednesday, September 10, 2008: Don't you love fall? As the weather gets brisker, it makes you want to grab a hot chocolate and call an old friend for a good catch-up chat. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Tuesday, September 9, 2008: Who would have thought that spending time with my pets would teach me to be a better human? Care for others, being social, playful, exercising, learning that discipline sets up a good structure, and being nicer--no matter how my day is going. Not to mention, walking very gently, so that fewer feet, tails and other fragile objects get smooshed. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Monday, September 8, 2008: This should be a fabulous presidential (and vice presidential) election for America. All bets are off as to how the candidates and the American people choose to discuss our new history. Especially since there isn't an "ism" that hasn't been brought up. From feminism, racism, ageism, etc., the conversations in all of our relationships are being tested and challenged. While both major sides tout "change," the real switch may come from each of us wanting things to be different, and doing something about it. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist   Weekend Edition, September 5-7, 2008: Holy Motion, Batman! Libda makes a rechargeable vibrator. That taking "green" to a whole new, ahem, level. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Thursday, September 4, 2008: Now here's the ultimate way to love the planet and yourself...Libda makes a solar power vibrator. Yeah, I haven't heard Al Gore promoting that one, but he should! - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Wednesday, September 3, 2008: It's funny how we have more ways to communicate with people, but in actuality, often connect with folks a lot less. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist **** New: Cool Chic's Club-first social outing to see new movie, "The Women" Lakewood, CO 9/27/08 Tuesday, September 2, 2008: It's so much easier to give advice, than to take it. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist   Holiday Weekend Edition, August 29-September 1, 2008: Ah, the Democratic National Convention has concluded in Denver. A week of frenzy, politics, media, stars, protests, police and speeches. No matter which political party you support, it has sparked individuals to talk, discuss, debate and share in historical significance, together. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Thursday, August 28, 2008: I am amazed at the courage of our military troops. Strength to endure life away from their families on several tours of duty, injury, recovery, losses of comrades. To be able to march with many who want to get the US out of Iraq was and honor and privilege. Thank you for defending our freedom and rights to stand up with you. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Wed. p.m. Report from the Democratic National Convention in Denver: I just participated in the DNC today. Got tickets to the Rage Against the Machine concert and did my first protest march-from the show at the Coliseum. It was a peaceful and eventually successful demonstration lead by US soldiers back from Iraq to get us out of the war. We walked it all the way to downtown Denver-3 miles on foot-about 4,000 of us-all with help from the police-a LOT of them. Even ran into one who's a friend of mine. It is non-stop stuff for the DNC this week. This was my one day to partake. Had tix to the Ralph Nader event. Guess Sean Penn and others were there. Oh well, instead quenching a deserved thirst with a beer at the Denver Press Club and watching Bill Clinton's speech and resting my feet before the long walk back to my car. Wednesday, August 27, 2008: Sometimes it's hard to say, "I love you" at the end of your conversations.  But if those were the last words you got with that person, you'd know you always did your best. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Tuesday, August 26, 2008: It's nice to celebrate together-even if it's politics. Even if we sit on different sides of the fence. At least it gets us talking together.   - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist   Welcome Democratic National Convention to Denver, Colorado, USA! dc Come visit a Colorado icon... El Rancho Restaurant Celebrating 60 years! ...and El Rancho Trading Post Che' & Cam's family run gift store for 22 years! Weekend Edition, August 22-24, 2008: There's a drink called "Sex on the Beach." Yep, we all know that one. There's another called, "Sex on the Beach Without a Condom." Yikes. And we thought the real thing was itchy and stupid enough. (check out www.Barmeister.com  for the recipes) - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist   14th Annual (Now infamous) BBS Party* Sat. Aug. 23, 6pm. details & invite: Contact Ché cd This year's theme: Circque du Ché Circus Carnival Caravan dc Wednesday, August 20, 2008: Couples should get into the Olympic spirit and add some new sports to the 'home games.' It might not reach international recognition, but I'm thinking ring toss would be mighty fun. (Use your imagination.) - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Tuesday, August 19, 2008: It's nice to reconnect with old school friends. For some it's a mile marker of how far we've come. For others, it's a reality check. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Monday, August 18, 2008: No matter how busy you are, it's good to carve out some time for the important people around you. You're "to-do list" will always be there. Your friends and family will not. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist   Weekend Edition, August 15-17, 2008: I've found an odd occurrence: many straight men have a really tough time seeing naked male bodies. Funny how the human nude form has been portrayed in art for years-especially women. Most females have no problem looking through a Playboy magazine. But somehow guys think they'll catch something if they look at portrayals of their counterparts. Jealousy, rivals, or just not comfortable with their own masculinity? - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Thursday, August 14, 2008: I just met two individuals who were so adamantly mad about not meeting nice people. It never dawned on them that if they changed their attitude in a positive direction, people might enjoy extending friendship to them more readily. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Wednesday, August 13, 2008: There's a certain point in a plan when perfecting the details gets thrown out the window for getting the overall project accomplished. That "what the heck/que sera" moment is such a stress reliever. We should grasp that point more often. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Tuesday, August 12, 2008: *Another great thing about throwing a party? It's quite the motivating deadline to get projects done. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Monday, August 11, 2008: *The nice thing about party planning (besides the mental challenge of figuring out how to get everything done in time)...having a good reason (and doing it), to reconnect with family, friends & colleagues! - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist   14th Annual (Now infamous) BBS Party* Sat. Aug. 23, 6pm. details & invite: Contact Ché cd This year's theme: Circque du Ché Circus Carnival Caravan dc Weekend Edition, August 8-10, 2008: Thank goodness for the Olympics-the one time where people can compete for the human race. And the world can unite in support. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Thursday, August 7, 2008: You can plan all you want, but the domino project effect will rearrange your schedule. That's when, to get to the thing you want or need to do, there's a list of things to do first to even get there. And usually there's more that pop up along the way. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Wednesday, August 6, 2008: A guy came in and said, "Oh, you sell antiques!" He was pointing to the computer I was currently working on. He'll be so happy to celebrate future occasions with his family, as I did not reach over the counter to smack him upside the head. Careful what you say to others. Because even jokes can land the wrong way. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Tuesday, August 5, 2008: A six-figure earning wedding planner had a bit of unusual advice for brides: Don’t leave your fiancé with the wedding planner. He might hit on her for one last fling. The planner vows that the invitation/advance is an extremely common occurrence. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Monday, August 4, 2008: Monday is a great motivational day to start projects. It's mentally that pristine clean chalk board, before everything gets written on it. Like Pythagorean theories...and life. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist   Weekend Edition, August 1-3, 2008: A friend of mine has one of the best technological achievements ever. Whenever her hubbie, or anyone is looking for something and comes to her for location assistance, she tracks and finds with the greatest of ease. Her secret? As she calls it, her "Uterine Homing Device." - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Thanks Tina! You always crack me up with your great humor! Thursday, July 31, 2008: I love to ask long married couples what their secret is to a successful relationship. Funny thing is the answers are all different. Some are what you think, but most aren't what you'd expect. Which goes to prove it's a little different for every couple. What works in one relationship may not be the same success ingredient that works for another couple. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist New TOUCHÉ! Cartoon In PLAYGIRL Magazine Wednesday, July 30, 2008: Accomplishments are a great thing. Even better when celebrated with those who helped you get there. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Tuesday, July 29, 2008: What's the nicest thing your partner has ever done for you? Maybe it involved something expensive, but bets for most memorable, tend to favor the thoughtful and creative romantic gestures. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Monday, July 28, 2008: Life takes some interesting turns on the way to our goals. Some are hurdles and others are happy surprises. Make a conscious effort to see the challenges as growth opportunities. Maybe with some overall learning purpose, they can be a little more bearable to get through.  Humor helps. Not just for you, but also those around you who don't enjoy the sob story. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist   Tuesday, July 22, 2008: It's amazing how talking is a such a successful way to solutions. Sometimes when complaining about a situation, the other person offers up ideas you didn't think of. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Monday, July 21, 2008: We don't always get it right. We are humble hapless humans who can screw up royally. Sometimes the best place to start, is with a sincere apology. Great for personal relationships, and business ones, too. It's amazing how you can turn a very wrong situation into a stronger bond, or a best customer (especially one who gives recommendations). - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist   Weekend Edition, July 18-20, 2008: Ah...the weekend. Time to kick back and relax. Or cram in way more than you could possibly do during the week. Have fun! Don't kill yourself all in one sitting, dear. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Thursday, July 17, 2008: Ever get up and say, "It's a beautiful day?" Truly, everyday that you get up, have the chance to breath, be with your family, plus have opportunities, choices, and free will, is a good day. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Wednesday, July 16, 2008: Have you ever noticed that acting or deciding on something, is less work than all the stress that leads up to it? - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Tuesday, July 15, 2008: There are two contradictory theories. One is if you need help, delegate. The other is if you want a job done right you have to do it yourself. The trick in life is to somehow find the balance between the two. Mainly so you get the stuff done, but also so you don't kill yourself in the process. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Monday, July 14, 2008: Isn't it amazing how life can throw you such great joy and sadness at the same time? Who knows if it's bittersweet, or just irony, but someone upstairs must have a blueprint the rest of us mere mortals aren't in on. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Brothers from a different mother...my bud Boca and mom's beautiful Brave Heaven has 2 new angels... Braveheart-(white pooch on the right) my mom's gorgeous stoic, and eventually playful (only with us), wolf-blend dog; rescued from abuse to a ranch, to her home, and of course into our hearts. He left us Friday July 11th to be in a place to walk and play without the restrictions of an ailing body. Bless his Brave Heart! Johnny Schou-(2nd from left) a young bassist from the local band Tickle Me Pink out of Fort Collins. Tragically found dead on the morning the band was to celebrate it's first record's nationwide release and signing to a major record label. He'd just celebrated his 22nd birthday and the band performed at the huge Vans Warped Tour 2 days before at Invesco Field in Denver. Their album release party turned into his memorial. Rock on Johnny and TMP-thoughts, blessings and healing.   Weekend Edition, July 11-13, 2008: Are you living life or just visiting it? All seasons are a great reason to get out there for whatever you find fun or adventurous. Summer is a bonafide excuse: more light, warmer, and more people in the mood for fun and frivolity. Need more convincing? Fun is back to being socially acceptable. So GO! Do something! - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Thursday, July 10, 2008: Why is it that many men interpret or assume women call for sexual reasons? Especially when it's either personal as just friends, or business? If it were gals calling each other, they wouldn't automatically assume it's a date inquiry. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Wednesday, July 9, 2008: There is something extremely sexy about a man in the kitchen. Maybe he's just boiling water for your tea, but the gesture and the effort always count. Not to mention watching him move...all for you. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Tuesday, July 8, 2008: Sharing space with someone can be hard. Each has their own idea and way of doing things that may be polar opposites of the other. If each person has a little territorial section of their own, sometimes that can be the sweet spot so you can remain neutral in the shared ones. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Monday, July 7, 2008: I asked a guy how he was doing and he responded, "Great! At least I'm not getting shot at." His point: be grateful for the big things and quit stressing over the small stuff. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist   Holiday Weekend Fourth Edition, July 4-6, 2008: Holidays and heat: a great combination for starting all the wrong kinds of fireworks with those around you. Remember, this stuff is supposed to be fun. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Thursday, July 3, 2008: There has been a lot written about the differences between men and women's communication. Luckily we all have brains to disseminate what may and may not work for us. Because everyone is a little different, everyday. And even more so when combined with another human being. Find what works, and be open to what else might do. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Wednesday, July 2, 2008: Only a woman’s phone would have the following real prompt: “Please leave me a brief, but detailed message.” Demanding, snappy & opposite sides of the spectrum, all wrapped into one! - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Tuesday, July 1, 2008: We are officially halfway through the  2008 Calendar Year. It may be time to reconfirm your life goals, or create new ones. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Monday, June 30, 2008: Welcome to "attention spam" Monday. That's where you spend so much time on all the useless crap, that the important stuff, gets waylaid. (word from Urbandictionary.com, interpretation by... - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist   Weekend Edition, June 27-29, 2008: Have you kissed in the sunset lately? Chances are you can fit in a few minutes with that extra seasonal daylight. Who knows? You might even want to make it a habit. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Thursday, June 26, 2008: Some folks like photos. And some are not yet ready for their close-ups. Most times, sitting out will not catch too much flack. But sometimes you may miss out in the greater history and context of not only your life, but the lives of those around you. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Wednesday, June 25, 2008: Parents and kids are excellent agents in button pushing. With years of training, it takes a much more special agent to move away from the trigger of an easy fight. Try it every fourth time and put that stress energy that would have been expended into something useful for yourself, and maybe even the other potential combatant. Ice cream may be a nice step to peace. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Tuesday, June 24, 2008: Warmer weather equal "project time" for you? Of course it's in our nature to overdo it, but give it an attempt to go a little easier. Smaller chunks, lower the expectations or the to-do list a little. Or better yet, hire some help. It's not admitting defeat. It's choosing to do other things. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Monday, June 23, 2008: If you were a vegetable, which one would you be? It's fun to compare notes and food stylings. Besides, it adds a healthy food group to the water cooler discussions. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist   Weekend Edition, June 20-22, 2008: Guys often think it's all about the money. Listen up boys, for most of us women, we'd rather get a little creatively worked face time than grand pricey events and objects. Not that we don't like, appreciate and want those things (keep 'em comin when you can!). It's just that most of us have a little more substance and desire for the true sentiment of your heart. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Thursday, June 19, 2008: It's often a great relationship de-balancer when someone demands something of you, that they are not willing to offer themselves! - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Wednesday, June 18, 2008: Do you know the difference between French tarragon and Russian tarragon? Who cares?! As long as someone else says they'll cook for you, and you're not allergic. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Tuesday, June 17, 2008: Life throws us a lot of things we never could plan for. It's amazing how creative we can get to adapt to the crisis' and changes. And it's often surprising to see who comes out of the woodwork to assist in your strength. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Monday, June 16, 2008: One of the really nice things about summer: crappy television shows. So get out and bond with your family, friends, pets, etc. Enjoy more light, physical activities, fresh air and rollicking fun! - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist   Weekend Edition, June 13-15, 2008: Happy Father's Day to all the dads, grandpas, and good role models (with or without power tools), celebrating fatherhood in whatever format, to help raise healthy, happy and productive kids. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Thursday, June 12, 2008: Don't you love parents? You could be retirement age or a genius in your field, but still have to take a technical knockout in any lively debate. Because you will always be, the "kid." - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Wednesday, June 11, 2008: It's a nice reversal to see younger men with women. Men have been dating younger for years (many for trophy reasons). Perhaps women are doing it for someone who can keep up with them: intellectually, physically, and emotionally. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Happy Birthday Mom! Tuesday, June 10, 2008: We all know the right things to do: eat better, get enough sleep, exercise your mind and body, spend time with those you love, and take care of things before they become a crisis. Alas, most of our schedules (of our doing) throw us up against the deadline curve of urgency. Try a tiny improvement system: each week try improving one thing, just a little. 5 minutes or one better decision a day, could have a nice cumulative effect that might make you want to stick with it. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Monday, June 9, 2008: Remember when the weekends were time for catching up on sleep? Now it's time for catching up with life. Not such a bad idea if you include your friends and family. Much more rewarding than just a cram session of errands and to-do lists. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades   Weekend Edition, June 6-8, 2008: Want to supercharge your relationship? Add a Taser. (Of course don't try this as a sex toy at home, unless you are a complete idiot.) - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Thursday, June 5, 2008: Are you using your relationship as therapy? True that being with someone else points out your issues. A partner is quick to notice and call you on them. But that doesn't mean that that's the best person to help you work through complicated stuff. Sometimes you need a little professional help. That way your home couch can be for entertainment, rather than your own personal reality show. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Wednesday, June 4, 2008: Now here's one person's mind-boggling historical achievements...at age 68, with 63 albums, has sold more concert tickets than any other solo performer. Who is this you ask? Why it's none other than Proud Mary herself: Ms. Tina Turner. And she's been with the same sexy, younger man for many years in Europe, to boot. Or should I say heels--since she's well-known for the having probably the most gorgeous female rocker legs in the biz. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Tuesday, June 3, 2008: Ever think about using a match making service? The downside might be cost or services that don't pair you up well. But the upside? Finding someone who's really serious about the process, and perhaps getting a little reality check and feedback along the way. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Monday, June 2, 2008: The new "Sex and The City" movie has everything the true fans could want: comedy, drama, fashion, gay guys and gal pals. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades   Weekend Edition, May 30-June 1, 2008: Welcome to the national holiday for women...the opening weekend for the highly anticipated "Sex and The City" movie. Ladies, start your cosmos. And set your bejeweled cell phones to taxi speed-dial. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist *martini photo from www.martinipic.com custom sterling silver martini pics for the prettiest cosmo ever! Wednesday, May 28, 2008: If you have kids, enjoy that little girl "pink" phase. Soon enough, she'll hit the black phase, possibly with a vengeance. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Tuesday, May 27, 2008: What's the "perfect storm" of happy? A positive perspective, even on the little things. A little progress review. Some in-the-moment positive shifting. Maybe a more thankfulness. And smiling more.  What's the worst that could happen if you give it a try? Someone might get jealous that you're happier, and they're not? - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist   Weekend Edition, May 23-25, 2008: Now here's a way to grab your audience: title your book "Sleep to be Sexy, Smart, and Slim." Who knew sleep could be sexy? Do you think it's the jammies? - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Thursday, May 22, 2008: Now here's a great recently advertised grad gift: a stationary/thank you note set. No pressure kid. (But to the giver, expect a text reply.) - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Wednesday, May 21, 2008: They say "you can't take it with you." They never stated, "They can't take it from you!" - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Tuesday, May 20, 2008: Ever disagree with your parents? Apparently, age and obstinate role entrenchment continue to be the trump cards in winning debates, no matter who has good points for consideration. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist   Weekend Edition, May 16-18, 2008: I just read a bit of a book that promotes one day of cooking, for an entire month. Of course that piques our interest.  The theory makes sense as you combine chopping, prep work and pans for several items. Crock pot, freezer, and a 9 hour day are required.  The nice part about slaving one day, is that it may free up some time for other healthy relationship pursuits, like cuddling. A great twist on "comfort food." - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Thursday, May 15, 2008: It's hard to give someone a second chance. Especially when they have taken that liberty exponentially in the past. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Wednesday, May 14, 2008: Welcome to the weird world of "science." There's a study out that suggests eating cereal around the time of conception, might help produce a boy. Gee, what happens when you eat something more obvious, like cucumbers...or chocolate? - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Tuesday, May 13, 2008: We all have issues to work through (big or small). Perhaps yours are from childhood or developed over time. If your theory is 'not dealing with them makes it all fine,' think again. To you it's hunky dory. But other's around you might not fare so well. And if you have relationship patterns in your life, the only constant factor is: ________ (fill in your name here). - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Monday, May 12, 2008: What's the best thing that can happen on a Monday? Whatever that is for you, see if you can achieve a little bit of it. You may not read the whole book or win the big lotto, but getting a chapter done or a small investment opened, is a nice progressive start. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist   Weekend Edition, May 9-11, 2008: Mom's always think you're not listening. Good thing they have eyes in the back of their heads. Because then they can catch you actually doing what they said. Happy Mother's Day--in whatever format that may take for you! - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Thursday, May 8, 2008: Are you're in the past with all this t.v. stuff? During the analog-to-digital switch-over, you could just switch off. Think of how much time you'd add to your life, even taking back one hour every day. It's like going for a masters degree, even if you just spent that time reading in one subject. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Wednesday, May 7, 2008: Singles: Ever try a romantic friendship? Most people know about having a booty call, but what about something a little more lighthearted? If the chemistry is good and you enjoy spending time with someone, why not just appreciate it for that? More simple and fun than a full-blown "relationship." And as adults, we can make up whatever rules we want. And agree upon. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Tuesday, May 6, 2008: Sometimes we forget how important a hug can be. That human connection  amongst the busyness, we didn't even know we needed. But when you get one, you just might realize, the healing power you can give and receive in it. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Monday, May 5, 2008: One of the reasons a new relationship is so exciting  is that it offers the opportunity to rethink what's up and down. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist   Weekend Edition, May 2-4, 2008: Many people get sick immediately following the completion of a huge project or event. Probably because they red-line themselves all the way to the finish line, until there's no energy left. Without adequate rest,  the immune system cannot properly recharge to prevent illness. Call it the body's little payback for pushing it to the extreme.*** - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades***I've been hard at work with a handful of folks to put together probably our biggest Colorado Alliance of Illustrators Shows ever! We have over 40 artists with over 80 pieces displayed in 2 galleries! (Whew!) You can join us for the gala kickoff on First Friday at Belmar in Lakewood, CO (with food & drinks). The show will be on display for the month of May. I have 3 pieces on display: two cartoons and a magazine cover. Here's a sampling of the amazing variety of CAI artist's works.And here's the show info link. Wednesday, April 30, 2008: Isn't it nice to have people's help sometimes? Isn't it even nicer if you don't kill them in the process? - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist, Birthday Girl Monday, April 28, 2008: Why does it usually take getting sick to realize what's truly important? Funny how the essential somehow gets done, and the rest doesn't really matter. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist, Birthday Girl Weekend Edition, April 25-27, 2008: Here's another funny thing I'm finding about having laryngitis: when I either show a note or do a gesture to let people  know, they whisper to me. It cracks me up!  I can hear just fine. What I'm guessing, is that this is their way of showing empathy and connection.  Kind of like talking in a high voice to a baby. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist, Birthday Girl Thursday, April 24, 2008: One thing I'm finding out about having laryngitis? How little eye contact people actually make in their communication (or lack thereof).  I either have to wait a while, or tap someone on the shoulder to get their attention to read a note, so I can considerately greet them. The nice thing is that the non-English speakers can relate to my hand gestures just fine. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist, Birthday Girl Wednesday, April 23, 2008: Did you buy organic yesterday? Or did you just chomp green M & M's and call it something other than a little (ahem...) horny indulgence?! Happy day after Earth Day. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist, Birthday Girl Tuesday, April 22, 2008: More and more people are jumping on the "green" train. Funny thing...if you asked your grandparents about this, they'd tell you this is what they did normally. Reducing, reusing and recycling. Try opening one of their doors and find it's loaded with rubber bands. Happy Earth Day-May everyday be a conscious effort. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist, Birthday Girl Monday, April 21, 2008: Isn't it interesting how a major event can mirror the stages in a relationship? The new excitement of finding out. The plotting and planning. The anticipation and build up. Then the actual event (which seldom goes as planned). And the conflicting rush of satisfaction, relief and slight melancholy when it's all done. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist, Birthday Girl Weekend Edition, April 18-20, 2008: Plan, save and follow your bliss. And don't forget to enjoy it- not only when you get there, but also the character-building path along the way. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist, Birthday Girl Thursday, April 17, 2008: Now here's an interesting animal shelter statistic: big, black dogs have a much harder time getting adopted. There's a misconception that they are scarier. This includes black labs, retrievers, rottweilers, and pit bulls. Of course dogs are like people in the sense that if they have a loving environment, they will have a much happier and safer existence. And some good dog training goes a long way. (Not just beneficial for the dog!) - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist, Birthday Girl Wednesday, April 16, 2008: Did you have a happy tax day yesterday? Not stressful if you filed earlier, or pressured til the witching hour? Everyone is different in their approach, from from details to timing. It's great if your partner shares your style. It's funny how that Zen philosophy of simplifying your life, can do the same for your tax returns. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist, Birthday Girl Tuesday, April 15, 2008: Humans are not the only the casualties of the U.S. housing market these days. People are literally leaving their pets behind in their foreclosed homes. Sometimes with heart-breaking notes. Many have to move to places that won't allow animals. Hopefully more will turn them in to shelters, in faith that they may have a better chance with a new family, and ultimately survival. If you have the ability to adopt or foster, please consider it. Specific donation funds have even been set up to assist in the great need of foreclosure pet help. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist, Birthday Girl Monday, April 14, 2008: Are you in a whiney mood today? Seek out the very inspirational online talk and book called, "The Last Lecture." From one man with an infectiously bright attitude, who happens to be dying from terminal pancreatic cancer, you will instantly gain a new perspective on everything. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist, Birthday Girl   Weekend Edition, April 11-13, 2008: And you thought YOU had a good proposal?! A student at Columbine High School in Colorado came out to her car at lunch and found it confettied with sticky notes saying, "Prom?" She accepted. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist, Birthday Girl Thursday, April 10, 2008: A New Year's resolution/goal I set was to try to make 10 people a day laugh (or at least smile). This had nothing to do with my cartooning work. Just my goal to bring humor to the world. Thought I'd start with the people around me. There's been an unexpected benefit: when I get others to laugh more, so do I. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist, Birthday Girl Wednesday, April 9, 2008: Every picture tells a story. If you take a look at the photos and the real expressions, you can tell so much about a relationship. Of course there is a lot more to the story and circumstances. But it's surprisingly a good indicator. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist, Birthday Girl Tuesday, April 8, 2008: How important are finances to you? Since it's the number one thing couples fight about, it's good to have clear, open and honest conversations about your money. It's easy to mix up feelings, goals and perspective, with different expectations. Ultimately, sleeping together is more fulfilling than pillowing with your purse. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist, Birthday Girl Monday, April 7, 2008: Funny how I've always listened to my mom. It's just taken many years to hear. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist, Birthday Girl   Weekend Edition, April 4-6, 2008: No one needs to have a problem with getting older. Although it's a wee unfair that celebratory alcohol can kick our butts a lot more than it used to! - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist, Birthday Girl Birthday Edition!* Thursday, April 3, 2008: Since it's my birthday, I plan on treating myself well. Maybe getting some stuff done. Maybe not. As long as it's enjoyable and important to me, that's all that matters. Of course it helps to have a wonderful family, pets, friends and great colleagues all over the place to celebrate with me in person (or fur), and in spirit. Have a great day everyone! - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist, Birthday Girl *Birthday Alert! April 3rd is a big deal for this giggly girl. Celebration lasts for the whole month. Feel free to send happy greetings. I'm psyched that the birthday fete has included: óI Hate Kate (cool band) at the Bluebird 4/3 (they sing the hip tune: I'm in Love With a Sociopath-soon to be a belly dance I'm choreographing) óAlvin Ailey Dance Theater with mom 4/4 ó(hopefully) improving my doumbek skills at drum practice on 4/5 óA bunch of really pretty (and perhaps healthy?) single-size desserts from Whole Foods. Not much of a cake person (except for cheese cake and ice cream cake)...but those exquisite little pint sized pretties like tarts and berries and maybe some handmade gelato too delectible-looking to pass up! Tuesday, April 1, 2008: Serious most of the time? Today's your day to cut loose. Might as well laugh at yourself, before someone gets you good today for a practical joke. Happy April Fool's Day. We're all one at least one day a year-some more than others. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Monday, March 31, 2008: We all know the right things to do: eat better, get enough sleep, exercise your mind and body, spend time with those you love, and take care of things before they become a crisis. Alas, most of our schedules (of our doing) throw us up against the deadline curve of urgency. Try a tiny improvement system: each week try improving one thing, just a little. 5 minutes or one better decision a day, could have a nice cumulative effect that might make you want to stick with it. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist   Weekend Edition, March 28-30, 2008: Who knew that the theory of high school popularity could follow you. Check out MySpace or FaceBook online. Wow, parents, teach your children well...or at least how to Photoshop OUT the youngin's cleavage. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Thursday, March 27, 2008: Do Good. Be Good. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Wednesday, March 26, 2008: Does an accent make you swoon? You may love the one your with, but eves-dropping in foreign territory, might be a bit fun. Just keep it in fantasyland, or let your partner in on your foreign fetish. And if you're single, go get cultural! - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Tuesday, March 25, 2008: One of my New Year's resolutions was to be 50% happier. I had no idea what that would look like or how to go about it.  I just tried to change my outlook to be a little more positive on a lot more things. Something clicked. And I'm happy with the results. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Monday, March 24, 2008: I saw a book I wanted to read: Stop Complaining. I didn't even need to read it to get the message. The author's bracelet trick was a nifty idea on putting the practice work. As long as you stick to the positivity, you wear it on one wrist. And the minute you whine or complain about anything, you switch the bracelet to the other wrist and start all over. That'll get you noticing how you react to things, a lot more consciously. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist   Happy Hoppin' Easter Weekend Edition, March 21-23, 2008: The male counterpart for the "Orgasmic Diet" book* is "The Hardness Factor." Again, making you healthier improves your sex life. If you read it for nothing else (yeah, right), it has some awesome recipes. *See the daily from yesterday. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Thursday, March 20, 2008: Ever hear of the "Orgasmic Diet?" Funny how anything that makes you healthier, makes everything better overall. (Book: The Orgasmic Diet by Marrena Lindberg; nutshell version: "four things women need for optimal sexual function: good brain chemistry; good hormone levels; good circulation; good muscle tone.") - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Wednesday, March 19, 2008: Getting more action these days? I meant sex life, not Visa bill. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Tuesday, March 18, 2008: Winter turns to spring this week. One quarter of our yearly seasons, done for the year. Any chance you're sticking to any of your New Year's resolutions? If you wrote any down, you have a much higher chance that they're still in play. If not, spring into a new action. Even one little improvement is still better than expecting change while doing nothing different. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Monday, March 17, 2008: Did you ever think that no matter what state you are in right now, you are "lucky at love?" If you are out of a relationship, you are lucky to have your own time and schedule; if in a partnership, lucky to be in or explore the path of love. You get the picture. It's all about perspective. Now go have a "lucky" day! - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Happy St. Patrick's Day! Weekend Edition, March 14-16, 2008: Ah, arm candy. Great for a photo op, but will the conversation last beyond the cheese tray? - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Wednesday, March 12, 2008: Doing good: our rent for being on the planet. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Tuesday, March 11, 2008: How are your politics these days? If you want to instantly unite or alienate any conversation, bring up an opinion on any political issue. At least you'll immediately know where you stand...whether on the other side of the line, or holding hands on the same cliff edge. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist   Weekend Edition, March 7-9, 2008: Is the passion waning from your relationship? Since taking up knitting or an affair aren't viable options, why not hit your local sex shop? There is always new stuff to learn, and perhaps try. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Thursday, March 6, 2008: Why is it we think relationships should be "instant?" Perhaps the desperation of the wanting, or expectation of McLove. The truth is that time and real living and loving experience build the most solid foundation. You can run at it or stroll to it. Remember, either way, it's a moving target. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Wednesday, March 5, 2008:You only get one chance to make a first impression. And if that doesn't work, you can always get a second opinion. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Tuesday, March 4, 2008: Do you think highly of yourself? If you want a fun experiment, have others introduce you at parties, or networking events. You may hear some wonderful perspectives that you'd never say or not know about you otherwise. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Monday, March 3, 2008: Are you falling for bad people or stuck in a relationship history rut? Maybe your radar is off. Choosing something different that breaks the pattern, can be the change catalyst for a new future path. If it doesn't work, you're welcome to relive whatever rut you like. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist   Holy Cow! This site has received 9,000 hits in February. Thank you for coming out to play, learn and laugh. Leap Year Weekend Edition, February 29-March 2, 2008: Try something out of your comfort zone. If authority questions you, just blame it on the leap year frenzy. Hey, if the 'full moon' and 'Twinkie defense' can work... - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Thursday, February 28, 2008: Sometimes you've got to draw a relationship line in the sand. On a beach. At high tide. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Wednesday, February 27, 2008: I figured out I don't "do lunch" very well. It breaks up my day, my focus and project-getting-on-a-roll time. Perhaps you value your chunks of valuable time. P.S. it's o.k. to tell others. They might enjoy a more creative meeting alternative, too. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Tuesday, February 26, 2008: Ever try a relationship sabbatical? Maybe the best person to fall for is you. You might even bring some more to the table with others, if you have more confidence and knowledge of yourself. That and a good bottle of wine. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Monday, February 25, 2008: Interested in finding something personal out? Do your homework. Better yet ask that person directly. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist   Weekend Edition, February 22-24, 2008: Going red this month? It's national heart month. So take care of yours-whether through exercise, good nutrition, or stress reduction. And combining them. A little healthy love life living is a great boost, too! - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Thursday, February 21, 2008: It's "Love Your Pet" day, so give Fido and Fifi a hug. Endorphins for everyone! - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist   Thursday, February 14, 2008: Are you spending at least a little part of Valentine's Day with the most important person you know? (BTW, that would be some 'you' time.)  - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Happy Valentine's Day! Happy Valentine's! Favorite holiday of the year!! Need extra time? Celebrate it this weekend. Wednesday, February 13, 2008: Planning a romantic evening by candlelight? So the firefighters and paramedics aren't a part of your romantic experience, watch the curtains.  - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Tuesday, February 12, 2008: You know all those epic "go-get-the-girl" run-through-the-airport, romantic movie scenes? Ever wonder how they get the correct flight/terminal/airport information (so they make the blockbuster ending reunion just in the nick of time)?  - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Monday, February 11, 2008: I used to think money and gift cards made terrible, thoughtless gifts. Then I learned that no one can shop for me, as good as me. Funny how I appreciate that thought more.  - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist   Thursday, February 7, 2008: If you're slacking on your new year's resolutions...here's take two. Go with today as your new year. You've already had a practice run, so get to it and do a little better! Just a tiny bit constitutes progress. - Ché Rippinger, Dating And Hand Grenades Author/Humorist Happy Chinese New Year! Wednesday, February 6, 2008: Are you a little cynical about Valentine's Day? Well get over it--and help someone else. Check out the Save the Children Valentine's you can send (and help with self-sufficiency, lite