DatingandHandGrenades

Humor from the Heart

 

More on Love and Relationships   Quotations For In and Out of Love Hopeful, Happy, & Falling in Love Getting To Know You/Getting Along The Roller Coaster of Love Commitment & Marriage Heartbreak, Hurt & Breaking Up Getting Back Together Happy Being Single Moving On Funny Ha Ha & Ah Ha Let's Not Forget About Sex... ...And Then There's Kids

Hopeful, Happy, & Falling in Love "And we'll fill in the missing colors in each other's paint-by-number dreams." -Jackson Brown, Lyrics from "The Pretender" "Love is a canvas, furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination." -Voltaire "Love is a friendship set on fire." -Unknown "When you are in love you can't fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams." -Dr. Seuss "The definition of a good relationship is if you like who you are when you are with that other person." -Ché Rippinger, Relationship Humorist "He who is not impatient is not in love." -Italian proverb "Love is a condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own." -Robert Heinlein, American Science Fiction Writer "Love is friendship set to music." -E. Joseph Cossman "To be in love is merely to be in a perpetual state of anesthesia." -H. L. Mencken, American editor, author, critic, humorist "Love makes your soul crawl out from it's hiding place." -Zora Neale Hurston back to top

Getting To Know You/Getting Along "Laughter is the shortest distance between two people." -Victor Borge back to top

The Roller Coaster of Love "Maybe God put a few bad people in your life, so when the right one came along you'd be thankful." -Andrea Kiefer "The Beatles sang, 'All You Need Is Love.' They forgot to mention that it might be easier on LSD." -Che' Rippinger, Relationship Humorist "If you judge people, you have no time to love them." -Mother Teresa "Love makes time pass; time makes love pass." -French proverb "Love is a state in which man sees things most decidedly as they are not." -Friedrich Nietzsche, German philosopher "Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else." -George Bernard Shaw "Falling in love is hard on the knees." -Aerosmith "We that are true lovers run into strange capers." -William Shakespeare "Do not bite the bait of pleasure till you know there is no hook in it." -Thomas Jefferson back to top

Commitment & Marriage "Forever is a long time to wear the wrong ring." -Terrance Howard, Academy Award nominated actor "What's the point of bigamy and polygamy? Just because you have sperm, doesn't mean you have to use them all." -Che' Rippinger, Relationship Humorist "Love is blind--marriage is the eye-opener." -Pauline Tomason back to top

Heartbreak, Hurt & Breaking Up "Love is like heaven, but it can hurt like hell." -Unknown "Who do you turn to when the only person in the world that can stop you from crying, is exactly the one making you cry?" -Unknown "Two things I cannot fix: The crack of dawn and a broken heart." -Dennis Miller, Comedian "Falling in love is awfully simple. Falling out of love is simply awful." -Unknown "The hottest love has the coldest end." -Socrates, Greek philosopher back to top

Getting Back Together "Getting back with your old boyfriend is like having a garage sale and buying your old stuff back." -Laura Knightlinger "Remarrying a husband you've divorced is like having your appendix put back in." -Phyllis Diller, Comedian back to top

Happy Being Single "Silly is the new sexy." -Che' Rippinger, Relationship Humorist "Forget love...I'd rather fall in chocolate." -Unknown back to top

Moving On "Alright, hands up: Who all has “Another One Bites The Dust” as their romantic theme song?" -Ché Rippinger, Relationship Humorist "The nice thing about laughter? It inappropriately fits in at sad times and lightens your spirits." -Ché Rippinger, Relationship Humorist "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." -Dr. Seuss "The more I think about it, the more I realize there is nothing more artistic than to love others." -Vincent Van Gogh, Dutch painter back to top

Funny Ha Ha & Ah Ha "So if we make our own bed, and have to lie in it, why can't we just get new sheets?!" -Ché Rippinger, Relationship Humorist back to top

Lets Not Forget About Sex... "Sex after 90 is like trying to play pool with a rope." -George Burns, Comedian "There's a line of restaurants called "BJ's" and they are in expansion mode. Perhaps they should strategically locate them. Like next to Hooters." -Ché Rippinger, Relationship Humorist "I love to tell someone their pants are ringing." -Ché Rippinger, Relationship Humorist "The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer." -Oliver Wendell Holmes back on top

...And Then There's Kids "A 2-year-old is like having a blender but you don't have a top for it." -Jerry Seinfeld, Comedian back to top

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