DatingandHandGrenades

Humor from the Heart

 

More on Love and Relationships

Quotations For In and Out of Love Hopeful, Happy, & Falling in Love "And we'll fill in the missing colors in each other's paint-by-number dreams." -Jackson Brown (Lyrics in "The Pretender" "Love is a canvas, furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination." -Voltaire "Love is a friendship set on fire." -Unknown

The Roller Coaster of Love "Maybe God put a few bad people in your life, so when the right one came along you'd be thankful." -Andrea Kiefer "The Beatles sang, 'All You Need Is Love.' They forgot to mention that it might be easier on LSD." -Che' Rippinger, Relationship Humorist

Commitment & Marriage "Forever is a long time to wear the wrong ring." -Terrance Howard, Academy Award nominated actor "What's the point of bigamy and polygamy? Just because you have sperm, doesn't mean you have to use them all." -Che' Rippinger, Relationship Humorist

Heartbreak, Hurt, & Breaking Up "Love is like heaven, but it can hurt like hell." -Unknown "Who do you turn to when the only person in the world that can stop you from crying, is exactly the one making you cry?" -Unknown "Two things I cannot fix: The crack of dawn and a broken heart." -Dennis Miller, Comedian

Happy Being Single "Silly is the new sexy." -Che' Rippinger, Relationship Humorist

Moving On Alright, hands up: Who all has “Another One Bites The Dust” as their romantic theme song?-Ché Rippinger, Relationship Humorist "The nice thing about laughter? It inappropriately fits in at sad times and lightens your spirits." -Ché Rippinger, Relationship Humorist

Funny Ha Ha and Ah Ha So if we make our own bed, and have to lie in it, why can't we just get new sheets?! -Ché Rippinger, Relationship Humorist

Lets Not Forget About Sex... There's a line of restaurants called "BJ's" and they are in expansion mode. Perhaps they should strategically locate them. Like next to Hooters. -Ché Rippinger, Relationship Humorist "I love to tell someone their pants are ringing." -Ché Rippinger, Relationship Humorist

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